February 2012
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PLEASE READ. If you have ever struggled with...
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It's the year 2012.
We’ve made so many advances in technology. There is 3D available in the comfort of our own homes. We can watch movies with the touch of a button on a device as small as our hand. However, a black and white silent movie won the award for Best Movie of 2012. Congratulations, Michel Havanavicius. Beautiful job. You definitely deserve it.
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So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to... →
miyomo:
pookie-is-a-corewhore:
jesslaughingalonewithtumblr:
aesthel:
suchbluesky:
mega-meister:
YOOOO WHY IS THIS LIKE THE COOLEST THINGGG AKJLHFHJDF
its mostly all dragon age sound clips for me sdfghjvkshg
Ah I remember this
it stopped working for me about this time last year let’s see if it works again
ohhhHHHHHHH GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
oh hello looks like I’m...
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Brother: Every show on tv lately features stupid people doing useless things.
Brother: They should have a show called Important People Doing Important Things.
Brother: That'd be cool
How I see classical music sometimes.
France: [Finishes an elegant piece]
Germany: [Polite applause] Oh well /done/, France! Definitely in the tradition of Beethoven! Yes indeed, very much in His footsteps.
France: I should think so! After all, you may all /make/ composers, but it is to France that they come to gestate!
Italy: Pish posh. Italy is still the center of civilization. I challenge you to find a truly great composer who has not studied under an Italian master.
England: ...You know, Frederick Delius is credited as an English composer. Yup. He was /born/ here. His skin sucked the genius right out of our soil.
Norway: You know, Delius spent some time here in Norway. Maybe that's-
Germany: Why all his music sounds like the gentle glimmer of snow that clings to edges of a brook in spring? Please. Your music has no /pain/!
Norway: ...We're okay with that.
France: Psh, pain! You want pain! Come to France!
Italy: Oh yes, do go to France. Their music is so profound that it shall forever be remembered as cartoon backdrops, and the sort of operas that establishments put on during slow seasons to fill up the gallery.
France: We have /Debussy/!
Norway: Ooo, Debussy! We love Debussy!
Germany: Pah! Need I say more?
England: Poland, I'm amazed you're not joining this pissing contest.
Poland: [Looks up from newspaper] Hm? Oh. We've got Chopin. Whatever. Carry on with your little squabble.
Germany: This reminds me- I met this fabulous fella named Russia. I invited him to join our little tea party. Russia!
Russia: [Pokes head around doorframe] ...
Germany: Do come sit with us!
France: Oh my, yes, please do. Don't be intimidated.
Italy: Perhaps you can learn a thing or two from us.
Poland: Wow, seriously, you invited Russia? Thanks. Thanks a lot. [Storms out]
France: ...[Whispers to England] What's his problem?
England: Awkward ex. Also, don't lean so close to me.
Germany: Russia, we were just discussing how /pain/ adds a certain non-replicable profundity to music. What do you think?
Russia: ...[Pulls out violin]
France: Oh my, a performance! Splendid! I warn you, good fella, you can hardly follow my act, but we'll give you some pointers. [Has a sit]
RUSSIA: [ASSAULT OF PEERLESS MUSICAL GENIUS AND ANGST] [I SHALL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL WITH DARKNESS] [EVEN MY WALTZES SHALL MAKE YOU WEEP] [THE UNIVERSE IS COLD, EMPTY, AND EXISTENTIAL] [DIE, EMOTIONS, DIE!]
France: [Eyes bleed]
Germany: [Dead on the floor]
England: ... [Tea slowly spills in lap]
Italy: [Crawling toward exit, fingernails scraping at the floor]
Norway: ... [Hides behind Sweden]
Sweden: Sorry- What are we talking about?
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(If I wasn't so lazy, I would draw all this.)
Poland also had Szymanowski! Smugness EARNED.
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Jokes about sexism aren't funny when you're...
make a joke: lose a follower
post photo of self: lose a follower
reply to an ask: lose a follower
blink: lose a follower
exist: lose a follower
reblog this post: most probably lose a follower
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“The Bagginses had lived in the neighbourhood of The Hill for time out of mind,...”
– The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien (via allshallfade)
